i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
