It's like God shit irony all over that family
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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