tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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