please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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