So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
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