On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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