I want to walk on stilts...naked
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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