2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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