i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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