Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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