marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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