Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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