It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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