we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
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