Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
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Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
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High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
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