spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
where does the pee come out of this thing
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
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I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
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He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
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