Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
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The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
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Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
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