so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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