How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
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