Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
If that was your dad, he is hot
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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