do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
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