After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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