i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
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You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
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Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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