i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
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Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
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What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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