Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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