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what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
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I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
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My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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