she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
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Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
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I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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