you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
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I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
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He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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