If i come over, it means nothing
I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
Randomize
