i just had sex bonerless
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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