Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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