Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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