I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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