im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
we're making bets on your personal life
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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