I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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