I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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