I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
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The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
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My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
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