after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize
