dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
He had one of those small greek statue penises
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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