so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
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