I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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