I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
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I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
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He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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