The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
The adults are the big ones right?
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