also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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