are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Life is so much better after having sex.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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