Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
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