I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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