people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
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