Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
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