If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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