i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
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Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
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The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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