I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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