we're blogging at a bar
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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